"Hello There" (as broadcaster David Jacobs used to say). I've been writing this blog for a few years now, but intermittently. I am a rather lazy old thing: not to mention 'grumpy' - something which age tends to bring to a fellow, and I'm 71 now.
So I thought I'd start to it properly and regularly. That thought came because I've witnessed a great deal of wailing and gnashing of teeth since Mr. Trump became the 47th President of the USA this week: and so I just wondered if, through a touch of diligence, possibly peppered with a seasoning (I can't guarantee it) of common sense (the trouble with common sense is, as a very good friend of mine once said, "it ain't that bleeping common) and a touch of humour, I might lighten your mood a touch?
My plan is to write a blog post (or even two) during the week, read my scribblings into my computer's camera on completion, and publish on my YouTube channel every Sunday. I try to watch the 'LK on Sunday' programme each week, and so I may add a comment or two on that.
I hope I leave you smiling. I am a greedy bugger, and so if you can spare a pound or two to help me keep up with the technology required, do send it to my PayPal account at pc.dyer@yahoo.co.uk: here's the link which you'll find each time I upload to Youtube:
https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=NG5HGGTVT789L
Begging bowl now put away!
Politics now interests me - and can make me cross (the 'grumpy' bit to which I referred earlier). I am pretty sure I'm not alone. I have never voted Labour and so when our Rachel pinched my Winter Fuel Allowance I was miffed. As luck would have it, this isn't going to ruin my life, but it will have a seriously detrimental effect on some. It was something only older people were given. If they are still eligible for it, they'll have to work very hard, possibly use technology with which they may be unfamiliar and complete a form: the sort of form that mimics sadism in the nicest possible way. Here is a resume of that form (I found it on the internet).
- The application is 22 pages long and has 15 sections
So here's my view on "Rights": - and that's a knotty topic to say the least. Politicians, influencers and many others (particularly those who are fans, supporters and employees of the European Court of Human Rights) will, tell you that you have rights. Well, as my late Mum would say. "you're born with 'nought' and when you die you take 'nought' with you". Please comment if you have an argument with that. But what you've spent your life working for and building should surely not suddenly become the property of a government. Unless you did not pay your taxes: it's paying your taxes which enables the government to keep up roads, schools, hospitals and other basic infrastructure to enable to you run your life (or business or farm) so that you can be connected (and recover from any illness) with the rest of the country/world: without that 'thriving' would be almost impossible.
Therefore your right to keep your health, run your life, communicate with all and sundry and make a profit is something for which you pay in your taxes, phone bills, fuel costs etc. It does not come from being born. So you really are not born with rights. If you were born in Britain (or another 'so-called 'free' country), you are born with certain privileges (freedom springs to mind); moreso than if you were born in some African countries (just one example). Try telling them they have rights! Ask the victims of rape, torture and other abuses in certain countries to 'claim their rights' and see if they even make it into daylight!
Enough of that. Let's get back to cheerful. I had lunch this week with a very old and close pal of mine (I was best man at his wedding). We enjoyed curry together in the city (a risky move - I'm already humming Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' in my head). I digress. He (also not a young buck) still works, and told me that he'd recently been summoned by his boss to a meeting, at which the company's 'HR' representative would be present. Although the subject of this meeting remained unspoken, my pal - on arriving at said meeting - soon deduced that the meeting was to be about his retirement. But not because the word 'retirement' was used. The first question he was asked was (my words, not his) "are you comfortable discussing your 'managed exit' from this firm now that you have had your 70th birthday" Of course he caught on immediately. He gave me the gist of it all but not without admitting to me what was actually going through his head. He explained that his first thought was to react to that opening question was to answer the question with this: "are we thinking a five star, one way trip to a reputable clinic in Switzerland?" He didn't (of course he didn't), but it made me smile: not least because it was funny, but also because it's a great example of 'modern speak'.
I used to run my own business, diagnosing hearing loss and selling private hearing aids. I once tried to advertise on the internet by asking people (my Headline for my advert was:) "do you struggle to hear the TV clearly?" Google rejected my advertisement on the basis that it conveyed 'negativity'. Rights eh?
Next time I'll talk about Mr. Trump and the grief and the joy his victory has caused. That'll be fun! Feeling down still? Pick up a ukulele or sing a bar or two of Monty Python's 'Bright Side of Life' Pip pip.